put yo stunna shades on

Last night, B and I went to a fundraiser at Cal-Skate in Milpitas. It was pretty fun considering that I haven't skated in about 15 years! It all went to a good cause though...those Rentar Girls! We went to El Torito for dinner and I asked my goddaughter to show me her thizzface...and she did it! OH MAN...I wish I had a camera for that!

and lame-o was her name-o

For those of you that know me well (or have at least some kind of encounter with me), I talk a lot of shit. Some of you love me for it, most do not. On theknot.com, they did not love me for it. There is something about wedding planning that makes women crazy and to be completely honest, I was just tired of seeing the same people post and the same dumb questions asked (um, hello? Have you people never heard of Google?). So yeah, I've made a few friends, but more enemies and as long as I don't find a severed horse head on my bed, I think I'll be okay.

Painting is fun, but very tiring. It's even more tiring when it is done to a home that is about 2700 square feet.

the bitch is back

Did you fuckers miss me? Probably not. HAHAHAHA.

I've been cheating on my blogs with message boards. I know, I know...but it's hard to write when no one really responds. Not that I'm an attention whore or anything (who am I kidding, yeah I am), but I like when people respond to me. Within the span of 3 weeks, I managed to piss several Bay Area Brides and Brides to be off, got myself banned from a message board twice and met a couple of really cool chicks. I guess you can say I've been busy, but it's nice to meet new people.

With that said, DO NOT EVER GO ON THEKNOT.COM THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SHADY ASS MUTHA FUCKAS AND I HOPE THAT SOMEONE SHITS ON THEIR LAWNS AND PEES IN THEIR CHEERIOS.