Friday, July 29, 2005

spam

No, I'm not talking about the tasty breakfast treat that you've been eating for as long as you can remember. I'm talking about those "nasty" emails you get from people you don't know trying to sell you something or recruit you into doing something.

I send out recruiting emails to people who's resumes I see online. Technically speaking, I'm not "spamming" them because I didn't buy their email addresses from another company's database. I'm an actual person looking at their resume and thinking that they would be a good fit for what I'm recruiting for.

Unfortunately, some don't see it that way. Here's an example of a reply email that I received from a potential candidate:

"Jesus Christ, you guys just keep spamming. It's a good thing I don't have insurance with xxxxxxx, because I'd hate to have to spend time switching insurers. I will add xxxxxxx Insurance to my email filters, and I will call my friend who is a xxxxxxx agent to ask him why his company is actively antagonizing thousands of consumers by spamming them."

He then proceeds to email me another message:

"Oh, and look: you scumbags even use an INVALID CONTACT PHONE NUMBER. FUCK OFF

It probably took him about 10 minutes to eloquently express himself, the time that it would have taken him to follow-up on the job emails that really mattered.

Some people are so quick to pass judgement on how we conduct business around here. What a fucking moron.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

search engines

I know everyone has done a search on their own name, names of friends, etc.

This is what I found. Scary! I'm glad it's just a fictional journal though (read the profile).

More babies coming! YES! I guess me and Byron should catch up!

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

money to burn

Sometimes I wish that I had money to burn. I know many people how are always fitted in expensive clothing, different outfits everyday, make-up like you wouldn't believe, nice cars, always down for some fine dining, electronic toys, etc. But then again a lot of these people still live a home with their parents. And the funny thing about these people is that they actually complain about living at home. Save some money and stop buying crap for yourself!

Even though I can't really afford the fancy things in life (the only bling I got is on my left finger), at least I'm not living with my parents. I don't mean to offend anyone with my sweeping generalization (based on personal experience with such aformentioned folks), I'm sure that there are plenty of people that live with the 'rents, but are trying their damndest to be on their own. What I'm saying is that there are folks out there who don't, nor will they in the near future.

Just my 2 cents...

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

spoilers

I think that I am one of the few people that haven't seen the last installment of Star Wars. What doesn't help is that my husby-to-be isn't a really avid movie-goer, but these days I'm not really down to spend $10 to watch a movie. I'll wait for it to come out on DVD. My wonderful mother however, decidedly spoiled the movie for me, but it's just one of those things where I already saw the other 5 might as well finish off the series.

I did get to see Wedding Crashers this weekend which was promised by someone to be a "knee-slapping good time." It lived up to that , although I would add shake-back-and-forth-in-your-chair, violently-slap-and-shake-the-person-who-went-with-you-to-see-it, I'll-more-than-likely-buy-the-DVD comedy o' the year. It was definitely $5.25 well spent and I got to spend some QT with my better half. The funniest part was when _______ was ______ while they were ________. Hilare.

I give the movie 4 out of 5 bridezillas.

Friday, July 22, 2005

greatful

Thank you Ms. ocraP for curing my boredom at work!

Three names you go by:
1. Dawn
2. Babe
3. Auntie Dawn

Three screen names you have had:
1. Piglet486
2. KaunaMaile
3. DevAngel

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. Breasts
2. Butt
3. Nose

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. Stomach
2. Square Palms
3. Double chin

Three parts of your heritage:
1. Filipina
2. Ilocana
3. Uh...yeah.

Three things that scare you:
1. Wasps
2. Big Ass Cockroaches
3. Chuckie Doll

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Brushing teeth
2. Washing face
3. Eating

Three of your favorite musical artists:
1. Jason Mraz
2. John Mayer
3. Gavin Degraw

Three of your favorite songs:
1. Beautiful Soul (jesse mccartney)
2. You and Me (lifehouse)
3. The Light (common)

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Love
2. Trust
3. Understanding

Three lies and truths in no particular order:
(lies)
1. Your baby is so cute.
2. I love what you did to this place.
3. I'll call you.
(truths)
1. the sky is blue because it is a reflection of the ocean.
2. lies make baby jesus cry.
3. there's no crying in baseball, but there is steroid use.

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. Large Hands...and not for the size of their "thing" issue.
2. How a big bear hug can make your troubles go away, even if it's just for a moment.
3. Clean shaven (I hate scruffy, hairy guys)

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Blogging
2. Making crafts
3. Walking outside on a nice night

Three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Go pee
2. Have lunch by myself
3. Go home and start the weekend already

Three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. Counselor/Advisor
2. Insurance Agent
3. District Retail Manager
*currently not pursuing any of these. HA!

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Tahiti
2. Philippines
3. Europe

Three kids’ names you like:
1. Jenna
2. Brandon
3. Gertrude

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. Have kids
2. Get married
3. Take a vacation

Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. Kissing girls is nice
2. Watch sports and can speak on it
3. Pee with the door open

Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. Super emotional
2. Love "Wedding Story" and "Baby Story"
3. Love the penis. LOVE IT.

Three celeb crushes:
1. Justin Timberlake
2. Matt Damon
3. JT Snow

Now it's your turn! FOUR people that I would like to see take this quiz now:
1. Joy
2. Lani
3. Jackie
4. Miah

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

wishlist

Will somebody please buy me a pink Ipod?

...and a PowerBook G4 to match?

Thanks!

Monday, July 18, 2005

tagged

01. If you woke up tomorrow morning and you were the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?
explain myself to Byron because he may freak out.

02. If you could be invisible for a whole day, what would you do?
walk around naked. i've always wanted to do that.

03. If you could completely get rid of one fashion trend that you personally don't like, what would it be?
hmm...i guess i would have to spend more time with fashionable people to answer that.

04. If you could dye your hair ANY color, what color would you choose?
uh...green. definitely.

05. If you could look like any celebrity, who would you choose and why?
jessica alba...or that vanessa minillo (sp?)

06. If you could spend one hour with ANYONE, (alive or dead) who would it be, and why?
my grandpas. i was really young when they both died.

07. If you won a million dollars in the lottery, what would you do with the money?
pay off everything...wedding included.

08. If you could tell one person ANYTHING, what would it be, and who would it be?
a certain SOMEONE i was referring to in my xanga.

09. If you saw your favorite celebrity in the street, what would be your first reaction?
*drool*...*thud*

10. If you could change your first name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to?
too much trouble w/ paperwork and all that shit.

11. What's one feature of your appearance that you absolutely like?
my breasts.

12. If you were told today that you had only a month to live, what would be all the things you would do, or say before you died?
spend every waking moment with my family and Byron. i'd make sure that they all know that i love them very much.

13. If you could change any part of your appearance, what would it be?
my stomach area. why won't you be flat?

14. If you had your own line of cosmetics, what would you call it, and what kind of products would you make?
not creative enough to make something myself...i'll just buy cicely's product.

15. If you had your own line of underwear, how would you design it?
something that won't ever stain.

16. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
the ability to teleport.

17. If you had the choice would you rather be Marilyn Monroe for a day, or Madonna?
neither. MM died at a young age and while i'm a fan of Madonna's music, i'm not a fan of Madonna.

18. Do you believe your dreams have significance?
yeah...my insecurities realized.

19. Total number of films I own on DVD/video:
not enough.

20. The last film I bought:
meet the fockers.

21. Last film I watched at home:
napoleon dynamite.

22. 6 films I watch a lot or mean a lot to me:
all 5 kevin smith movies and jerry maguire.

23. Tag 5 people and have them answer these questions on their blog:
jackie, cheryll, jenn, jeff, miah...tag! you're it!

Friday, July 15, 2005

support our troops

I just found out that a good friend from college will be shipped of to Iraq in less than 2 months.

Please pray for Yul and his safe return.
long hair

This past week's heat has made me want one thing: short hair

While I realize that there are many benefits for long hair, I'm still wanting it short again. While taking a break, it felt like something was crawling on my arm. I looked to see that it was my hair. WTF?

At least it's not long enough to have hair murphs out of the shower.

*Sigh* I need some A/C right now. It doesn't help that I'm totally full from lunch.

Wednesday, July 13, 2005

PSA

PEOPLE NEED TO STOP USING CRACK.

Seriously folks, it's gettin' out of hand here. While I have come to terms with the fact that there are stupid people out there, crack does not help the cause.

Example #1: Using coins for major purchases.

I'm one of those lucky people who get to stand behind them in line with one item, while they are buying groceries for a family of 20 with a big ass jar of quarters. At least have them pre-rolled to make the transaction go quicker.

Example #2: Asking every question humanly possible about what a food item is made with.

You've just upped your chances of getting your food spit in...and not by the server.

Example #3: "I know I'm not calling the right place, but maybe you could help me."

And maybe hell will freeze over as we watch pigs fly over our heads and monkeys out of my ass.

Hurry up weekend...I'm waiting for your ass!
bornday

Welcome to the world

BABY GIRL RENTAR!

Tuesday, July 12, 2005

fruit

Who knew strawberries and pineapple would be quite refreshing on a hot summer day such as this one?

It's 4:30pm. I'm SOOOO READY to go home. I could leave early...I had to drop my boss off at the BART station. Hmm...decisions, decisions.

Why can't motivation to work out be the same as motivation to eat ice cream? One of the many wonders of the world...

I still hate it when ugly girls try to act cute. Ugh. What I hate more than that is when ugly girls think they're cute. Hello Cleopatra...Queen of Denial.

Monday, July 11, 2005

rest

I'm tired of being...
...patient
...understanding
...misunderstood
...taken for granted
...lonely
...a good fiancee
...angry
...quiet

...me.
fuck the bullshit

Hanging out with my boys on Saturday made me realize that many of the people I hang out with on a regular basis I met through Byron.

I still feel really lonely a lot of the time and I don't really know why.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

me is smart

I'm reading my old posts and my grammar sucks ass. I don't know if it's because I'm typing too fast, I'm not in school and haven't been for the past 4 years, or I'm just not proofreading as well as I should.

Eh...I don't care. It's not like I was an English major anyway.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

in memoriam

Rest in Peace

I know I'm hella late, but it's truly the end of an era.

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

and we're back.

What a busy weekend...I had 4 days off and it still wasn't enough! WTH!

Friday: Worked out, went grocery shopping, Ohana for lunch w/ babe at work, drove to San Jose for Tahiti Fete to see Taryn dance but fuckin' missed her because they started early! When do those things ever start on time! BOOO! Picked up babe at work w/ 2 Mocha Fraps in hand, crossed the bridge to IKEA in the EPA, found candles and candleholders for the centerpieces super cheap, Wal-Mart at Macarthy Ranch, on to DnB for dinner and drinks w/ old coworkers. It was fun, but I was faded off 3 margaritas...who's weaksauce now?

Saturday: Woke up butt ass early to get ready to watch Roycee dance at Tahiti Fete, didn't want the same thing to happen that happened to me the prior day so we were there extra early...and guess what...they DIDN'T start on time! Bastards! Stayed there until about 11a (got there at 9a) left to Byron's parents house for Jun's grad party...that started at 5p! Setting up for what seemed like days in the hot ass sun and didn't leave until 3a! Babe's cousin's are pretty funny...I'm so the daughter now.

But wait...there's more...

Sunday: Got up to clean for our potluck/BBQ/day before the 4th. Ate hella in the climate controlled kitchen w/ 10 kids under foot. Illegal fireworks display which everyone enjoyed however I now know what a heart attack feels like. Police came, but like 3 hours later and didn't really do anything but talk to my dad. Had 4 Smirnoff Ices (the twisted kind) within a span of 1 hour after everyone had already left, was drunk as all heezy and babe didn't even have a glass of water next to me on the nightstand! Guess he doesn't know what it feels like to take care of a drunk person.

Monday: Cleaned house like mad people, waited for my lil shit, one of my kids and Katherine to come on over. I heart my sisters! Almost done w/ the invites (cutting them at least), had some ice cream and chocolate cake...now feeling like a fat ass. Some good sex too.

I'm tired and want to go in my car and sleep. Why is it so windy? I hope BART doesn't go on strike tomorrow otherwise I'm likely to kill someone tomorrow.

Lesson learned: Even if the weekend was extended, it's still not enough time.