we're in the money

I GOT THE JOB!!!!



...now how do I break it to my boss?

bewbies

dancing banana

Say hello to my dancing bananas...



...good job guys.

the waiting game

I hate this game. Ironically, I play it a lot.

2 weeks ago, I had a 2nd interview. 1 week ago, I followed up and was told that my background check was still in the works. Today, I'm just waiting. Boo.

4 stupid things that Dawn did today:
1. Passed the on ramp to go to work because she thought it was closed, but wasn't.
2. Spilled coffee on her light pink shirt while driving.
3. Kept jean jacket on to cover coffee spot even though it's like 80+ degrees out.
4. Left her car keys in the bathroom.

Back to waiting...

my mom thinks I'm cool

Actually, my mom thinks I'm crazy, but the feeling is mutual.

My mom and I have a very interesting relationship. I can sit and vent to my mom about anything and everything, but it wasn't always like that. She used to be all judgy and shit. She actually still is, but I think that I've learned to just ignore what I don't want to hear. I was at my parent's house on Tuesday and I swear the whole time she was yelling at my dad. I finally had enough of her yelling and said, "Why are you yelling at him? I think he can hear you perfectly fine." Then she said that Royce doesn't like it when she yells at my dad. I'm sure that he doesn't like it either.

The sad thing is, I do the same thing to Byron. At least now I know why.

all about the benjamins

Actually, it's more about the Washingtons and Lincolns...maybe some Jacksons...


I love strippers.

oppression day

I wish I worked at a bank or the post office because then I would have had today off.

Question: Why do people dress up their pets and think that it's cute?

names

I'm bored as hell here at work, so I browse xangas. Who the fuck names their kid Jazzlyn and thinks it's cute?! Doesn't this qualify as child abuse? I'm all for a unique name (I mean, how many DAWN's do y'all really know beside me?), but that name IRKS.

2nd Interview went okay. Cross your fingers people.

it's my party and i'll cry if i want to

I sure did. LOL.

Only in my sick, twisted, little world I would actually believe that Byron will ditch his softball game to make me feel better. But I'm smarter than that...there are just some things I can't compete with.

I'm getting sick. Great.

I'm tired of dealing with stupid people. So tired, that I think I'm just not going to act smart anymore. I'll be as dumb as them and that'll really piss them off.

Is it 5 o'clock yet?