Hysterosalpingogram

hys·ter·o·sal·pin·go·gram, noun,
X ray of the uterus and Fallopian tubes; usually done in diagnosing infertility (to see if there any blockages)

for those of you who are not familiar with such medical/scientific terms, basically dye gets injected in my hoo-ha by way of the cervix to see if there are any weird goings on that would prevent my eggs from getting where they are supposed to be.

exciting, no?

but that's the least of my troubles for now...