I came home from work last night to a husky man sleeping in my bed, complaining about the heat in the room and that he didn’t feel good because of something he ate. After a shower and a short nap, I tried numerous times to wake this man up but with no success.

My “little sister” calls me up and saves me from the boredom. We talk about everything from paying bills to sex and spend almost 2 hours on the phone. After realizing the time and the fact that I would have to work the next day, we part ways on the phone and I go back up stairs to the husky man.

In the morning, he states, “You never tried to wake me up yesterday!”

*rolls eyes * right…