confessions of a twenty-something drama queen

I have no work this week and I'm chillin' at my parents' house waiting for the children to get up so I can smother them with kisses and have them open their presents. I got my period this week and I'm feeling super crappy. I balanced my check book and after all my checks clear, I have exactly $4.77 in my account. That is some fucked up shit.

I yearn for a simpler time more often than not. I wish that people around me weren't so fake and transparent. Why do they gotta start shit in the first place? I also read to deeply into things. I have a knack for seeing things that aren't there. I like to play certain scenarios in my head in order to escape reality. I'm scared and excited about "growing up."

all i want for christmas

...is an IPod. I hope you're listening Santa!

life lessons

6 things I learned yesterday:

1. USB Flash Drives are fucking expensive, yet I do think that it's a good idea to invest in one.
2. Byron and I can continue a fight/grudge for at least 2 days before the make up sex.
3. If you look hard enough, there are some phat deals at Bed, Bath and Beyond.
4. There's always someone, somewhere that knows my fucking husband.
5. I always thought that I couldn't flip my eyelids inside out, but I did yesterday...and let me tell you, it hurt like hell.
6. I get excited with the thought of baking something from scratch.

dirty laundry

So...shoot me because I haven't updated lately. You can always check my xanga or just email me! My life has been pretty busy lately! With the Holidays soon approaching, getting all this new furniture and starting a new job, I've been very reflective lately. I think about all the stuff that I've done in the past, some fairly scandalous and others the complete opposite, I'd write a book like Nicole Richie. But I wouldn't say that it was "loosely based" on my own life, it would straight up be my life.

I've been thinking about how short life is and how much I can share with the world. I'd hate for my kids or the people I love to make the same mistakes that I did, but I know that my good intentions aren't enough. I feel like if I can make some positive impact by being candid and unrestrained, people could really use that for their own personal growth and acheivement.

I'm just as crazy, smart, and funny as everyone else. Why should I have anything to hide?

deck the halls

Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra...Ra Ra Ra Ra...(I love that movie)

Only 24 shopping days 'til we celebrate the birth of my man Jesus Christ. So many people, so little time. First we must compile a list of the lil munchkins in our lives:

Taryn
Royce
Alyssa
Jonah
Rianna
Kalia
Alexa
Jamie
Joey
Christian
Michael
Lester
Marvin

Holy Mothers that had these kids...13?!?! Man...I want to have a kid just to offset these gifts. But I must remember that it's the spirit of giving this season...ugh. Who else?

Moms & Dads
Zen
Ben
Jimbo
Ralph
Jun

I know there's more...FUUUUCKKKK.