When Miah asks me "how are you?"

ME: or maybe i just need to get some cuz i haven't had any since last week
ME: :-D
MIAH: lol
MIAH: ahem...whore...ahem
ME: i guess some things never change
MIAH: well...that's why we're soul mates

When Miah asks if I've told my parents I'm moving

MIAH: wimp
ME: i know huh
ME: i just really don't know how to say it
MIAH: just say...mom, dad...i'm moving
ME: and i'm living in sin with my boyfriend
MIAH: yeah
MIAH: i hope u approve
MIAH: lol