Kids say the darndest things...

On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I support the little kids group. What this means is that at my job, the kids have group therapy twice a week and I support the therapist for the little kids. My duty is to help with the behavior modification, but sometimes I get the really funny quotes from here.

"I'm gonna dress up kinda like a homeboy or gangster with a scary mask."

"I can't breathe...I broke my leg!"

"Dude, you've got like the biggest nostrils. I bet you could smell a fart in Afganistan."

(to a black man) "You just wanna see a white boy suffer, don't you?"

This is what's fun about my job :) hehehe...