dyslexia

As brilliant as I may seem, I think that I have may have a mild case of dyslexia.

I smashed my finger in the garage door.
Me: "Oh my, my finger is turning purple."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Me: "I just smashed my finger in the door."
Ralph: "Dude, are you that drunk?"
Me: "Apparently..."

Clearly, I should not be opening and closing doors after a couple of glasses of wine.