Monday, August 15, 2005

dorks

My bro-in-laws fucking crack me up.

Me: Hey Ralph, where's my brother at?
Ralph: In the bathroom, practicing his dance moves.

Jun: What kind of limo are we getting?
Me: Stretch Navigator.
Jun: Aw man...I only wanted to ride in a Hummer. I'll tell Byron to change it.

This in addition to wearing CHiPs sunglasses courtesy of PGA, wanting to order everything on the left side at Chili's, getting freak nasty in front of the camera, and rolling down a grassy hill like 5-year-olds.

Becoming an Evangelista is looking pretty sweet.

No comments: